I wrote these things and then they were published (in reverse order).
2018 - I’ve Spent Years Honing My Craft As A Crisis Actor And You’re A Moron If You Think A Bunch Of Children Can Do What I Do - The Higgs Weldon
2018 - The Batmobile, Breakfast, and The Ocean - Gutfeelings Zine
2017 - The Los Angeles Food and Wine Festival - Kill Pretty Magazine
2017 - White People Fun and One Sentence Album Review - Kill Pretty Issue 4
2016 - Origin Story - Maudlin House
2016 - Limb - Crack The Spine Issue 197
2016 - Pantry - Writer/Director
2016 - I've Never Liked Magicians and Going on a Date With One Did Not Change That - Maudlin House
2016 - Unsolicited Book Reviews - Pear Drop Issue 6
2016 - I Followed a Man Home Last Night - Voicemail Poems
2016 - I Followed a Man Home to Find Out More About His Sandwich - The Higgs Weldon
2015 - Life Raft - Co-writer
2015 - Ranker.com - Contributing Writer
2015 - January 23rd, Abilene Civic Auditorium - Lovers and Other Strangers Issue 6
2015 Gary Krum, 47 Year Old Member of the Ku Klux Klan, Packages Candy In Order to Recruit New Members and Cause General Panic - Maudlin House February Issue
2015 - Receipts - Nat. Brut Winter Issue
2015 - Child King - Lovers and Other Strangers Winter Issue
2014 - Kill Pretty Magazine - Contributing Writer & Editor
2014 - Minor Phrases - Short Stories about Found Photos
2014 - Television Woodshed - TV recaps and sweeping existentialist generalizations (sometimes funny).
2014 - Articles about food and famous people - The Richest.com
2014 - Tow - Purple Pig Lit
2014 - Bucket's Day at the Beach - Nat Brut. Spring Issue
2014 - The Casserole - Issue 2: Spring Fever "Keep Kissing" & "The Couple Upstairs"
2014 The Goddamn Badger Story - Published by The Wolfhouse Journal, Written by Jacob Shelton
2014 Adelaide, Popular Trout - Published by Black Heart Magazine, Written by Jacob Shelton
2013 Noon, November 24th - Published by Furious Gazelle, Written by Jacob Shelton
2013 A Halloween Poem - Published by Furious Gazelle, Written by Jacob Shelton
2012 Tour Food - A series of articles written for the now defunct website "The Yay Or Nay"