Jacob Shelton is a writer, humorist, and musician whose work has appeared in numerous literary journals and short films that you've never seen nor read. His Debut collection of short fiction, Never Be Punk Again, was released in 2015 to resounding yawns.

If you think credits are important, you can check out this page you fucking psycho. If you want to talk about one of jacob's teeth falling out, or the fact we're all going to die, use the contact form or just email him directly at

If you'd like to license pre-existing material you can do so by contacting his music publisher.